wow the sads. Beenin a real Grantaire frame of mind lately, so here. Sorry to bum you out guys. But I guess I'm actually kind of proud of this...? Excuse you, Eponine die-hards but Grantaire's love is just as tragic and him and Ep' should just get together and form a lonely hearts club. They would just complain to each other about their boys all the time and cry over sad songs and drinks.
Yet another AU I demand. Fandom, why are you so slow on the draw?
Clearly the original song isn't mine. Hence the title 'parody'. So don't bug me about that.